A Blonde begins to suspect that her boyfriend of cheating on her. One night she decides to buy a gun.
The next day she skips work and decides to pay an unexpected visit to his apartment. She lets herself in and sure enough, she goes to the bedroom and finds him in bed with a gorgeous redhead.
The blond is furious. She opens her purse to take out the gun.
As she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells "No, honey, don't do it."
The blond replies "Shut up, you're next."
__________________
A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.
~ Friedrich Nietzsche
|