As you guys know I have a thing for dumb blonde jokes.
here are some of the best ones I've ever heard
Q: Why is a blonde like a shotgun?
A: Give her a cock and she'll be ready to blow.
Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Cuz everyone gets a turn.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and most men?
A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.
Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A: Forget the road, what was she doing out of the bedroom!?
(one of my favorites)
Q: Why don't blondes talk when having sex?
A: Their Mommies told them never to speak to strangers.
It's even more important to realise the big difference between blondes and bitches - a blonde will screw anyone, whilst a bitch will screw anyone but you...
Q: Did you hear about the blonde with a PHd in Psychology?
A: She'll blow your mind, too.
Q: What did the blondes left leg say to her right?
A: As if they've ever met!
Q: What is blonde, brunette, blond, brunette ...?
A: A blonde doing cartwheels.
(well i thought it was funny)
Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?
A: There's a fold-up bed in the Stock room and permanent smiles on the Bosses' faces.
Q: Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex?
A: She wanted to have her cock and eat it too.
Q: What's the difference between a Blonde and a bowling ball?
A: You can only get three of your fingers inside a bowling ball.
Q: Why is a blonde like railway tracks?
A: Cos she's been laid all over the country.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Atlantic Coast?
A: There's fewer crabs in the Atlantic.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: A Rooster says in the Morning - "cockll-doodlle-doooooo", while a blonde shouts, "Any-cock'll-doooo."
feels good to be asian
