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Raine · 09-02-2006, 02:03 AM

I'll give the dumb blonde jokes a rest.
And for the record I do have a strong dislike for blondes, but just know it wasn't always so as a few years ago I was blonde for a day and I now know what it feels like to not be taken seriously.

Here's a good one though. This one is geared towards as guy (as in you usually hear guys tell this joke to other guys)

The Italian says, "When I’vea finished a makina da love with my girlfriend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floatsa 6 inches abovea da bed in ecstasy". The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah ’ave finished making ze love with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy". The Brit says, "Mate, that’s nothing. When I’ve finished shagging my bird, I get out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe my dick on the curtains. She hits the fucking roof!"

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Raine Full-Time Hellion Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: PA Posts: 1,531	I'll give the dumb blonde jokes a rest. And for the record I do have a strong dislike for blondes, but just know it wasn't always so as a few years ago I was blonde for a day and I now know what it feels like to not be taken seriously. Here's a good one though. This one is geared towards as guy (as in you usually hear guys tell this joke to other guys) The Italian says, "When I’vea finished a makina da love with my girlfriend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floatsa 6 inches abovea da bed in ecstasy". The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah ’ave finished making ze love with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy". The Brit says, "Mate, that’s nothing. When I’ve finished shagging my bird, I get out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe my dick on the curtains. She hits the fucking roof!" __________________ A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche