Thrice

So i was just sitting here playing with my plugs, and i decided to clean out my ears, so i reached into the drawer and pulled out some q-tips, a few fell outta the box and were laying there, so i picked those up. So i stuck it in my ear and to my surprise, it came out all gooey. It had been sitting in some shampoo that had spilt. SO now i got shampoo all in my ear and it sucks. This thread is pretty pointless, but i had to share. What kind of funny stories do you have?

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Lew Harrison, who looked like an anarchist with his red eyes and fierce black beard, had been writing furiously in one corner of the room. "That's good—happiness by the kilowatt," he said. "Buy your happiness the way you buy light."