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Old 12-10-2004, 04:32 AM   #1 (permalink)
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So i was just sitting here playing with my plugs, and i decided to clean out my ears, so i reached into the drawer and pulled out some q-tips, a few fell outta the box and were laying there, so i picked those up. So i stuck it in my ear and to my surprise, it came out all gooey. It had been sitting in some shampoo that had spilt. SO now i got shampoo all in my ear and it sucks. This thread is pretty pointless, but i had to share. What kind of funny stories do you have?
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Old 12-10-2004, 07:14 AM   #2 (permalink)
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my george foreman grill fell shut on my hand once. it hurt like a beeotch.
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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not really funny, but I had my grad pics taken today, and goddamn those poses are awkward as hell. Alot of my friends do really stupid stuff for their grad pics, one guy I know went shirtless, and had another friend slap him so he had red hand marks all over his chest, the pics were pretty damn funny.
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Old 12-10-2004, 01:40 PM   #4 (permalink)
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it's not funny, but for some reason it makes me laugh (or cry, i can't tell); so i study english as a second language and my english teacher is actually a french one and she speaks english horribly. my classmates and i always try to correct her, but she says we're wrong. she's like "poot da vehrbs in brehkets..." and we're like "oohh, are we supposed to PUT THE VERBS IN BRACKETS...ahaa"
you should see her hair-do....elvis no 2... (aahh...f*ckin retard, go get yourself a tutor and then go shave your head)--believe me, it's for her own good
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Old 12-10-2004, 01:42 PM   #5 (permalink)
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ooh..sorry..i guess you can't call that a story, but i had to let it out...
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Old 12-22-2004, 06:57 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Is it funny that when I was two, I was running around and I thought I could make it under a coffee-table?
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Old 12-29-2004, 01:06 AM   #7 (permalink)
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a microwave fell on my head
i got hit by a car twice in week in america...look right next time right!
got chased by a manta ray at the pillars.
got chased by a 3m shark while spearing.
apart from america, thats only since christmas
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Old 12-29-2004, 08:31 AM   #8 (permalink)
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i kinda forgot that the fire place was hot and burnt myself
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Old 10-26-2005, 11:00 PM   #9 (permalink)
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did you here there was a accident outside, seven people went for a ride, all seven died. 6 bachelors and there bride. name that tune.
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Old 10-27-2005, 02:36 PM   #10 (permalink)
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a cactus fell on me



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