i went to a party in the woods at one of my friends places, ended up getting stupid drunk and stumbling out into the woods to take a dump. i picked an arbitrary spot and just let it go. thank god for newspaper. but the next morning, i woke up to my buddy matt beating the hell out of me, turns out i somehow **** all over his dirtbike, and it was not pretty. safe to say cleaning up you're own feces with a brutal hangover isn't something you forget, as much as i'd like to.
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