What Kind Of Drunk Are You (dance, cd, Kiss, reviews)

~~[MERIT]~~ · 09-18-2006, 04:03 PM

i really dont consider myself "drunk" until i pass out, but i generally am pretty happy-go-lucky. i hit on pretty much every chick in sight. but ive also been known to fight a nigga or two. um um bitch!

MoonlitSunshine · 09-18-2006, 04:46 PM

I have never been drunk, so I have no idea

Merkaba · 09-18-2006, 06:22 PM

I've jumped in rose bushes while under the influence. Didn't feel a thing

half_baked87 · 09-18-2006, 07:48 PM

i went to a party in the woods at one of my friends places, ended up getting stupid drunk and stumbling out into the woods to take a dump. i picked an arbitrary spot and just let it go. thank god for newspaper. but the next morning, i woke up to my buddy matt beating the hell out of me, turns out i somehow **** all over his dirtbike, and it was not pretty. safe to say cleaning up you're own feces with a brutal hangover isn't something you forget, as much as i'd like to.

Cheese · 09-19-2006, 01:20 AM

Mine depends on what I'm drinking. If it's vodka, don't even look in my direction or I'll tear you a new arsehole. If its beer I'll end up chucking all night. Any thing else has been known to make me crash my car into stationary objects, i.e telegraph poles, fences, cop cars

MURDER JUNKIE · 09-19-2006, 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track

MJ...try the Salford kiss.

Is that a variation of the glasgow kiss??

A headbutt followed up by a punch in the balls??

Blain · 09-19-2006, 06:18 AM

Reading what Mr Sensitive wrote makes me wanna get wasted and come on here, that was absolutely classic man. Sadly I must wait a couple more years.

DearJenny · 09-19-2006, 06:24 AM

Everything is so much more offense and funny when you're on here drunk. And sarcasm does not exist. haha.

right-track · 09-19-2006, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE

Is that a variation of the glasgow kiss??

Yep...that's the one, although in L*******l it's known as a Kirby Kiss.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE

A headbutt followed up by a punch in the balls??

No...that would be gay.

I hate that feeling the next morning, the one when memories of the night before slowly reveal themselves.
Although, I always seem to be aware of what I'm doing at the time, unlike a mate of mine, who has a habit of pissing in his wardrobe during the night

MURDER JUNKIE · 09-19-2006, 03:14 PM

So give me the rundown on the Salford kiss

09-18-2006, 04:46 PM	#22 (permalink)
MoonlitSunshine Dat's Der Bunny! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,088	I have never been drunk, so I have no idea __________________ "I found it eventually, at the bottom of a locker in a disused laboratory, with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard". Ever thought of going into Advertising?" - Arthur Dent

09-18-2006, 06:22 PM	#23 (permalink)
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,885	I've jumped in rose bushes while under the influence. Didn't feel a thing __________________ She thinks I'm a reclusive genius, she's going to be very disappointed when she finds out i'm a reclusive wanker

09-19-2006, 06:24 AM	#28 (permalink)
DearJenny Raptor Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metro Detroit, MI Posts: 1,321	Everything is so much more offense and funny when you're on here drunk. And sarcasm does not exist. haha. __________________ So here's to living life miserable. And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told. Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow. Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle.

09-18-2006, 04:03 PM	#21 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	i really dont consider myself "drunk" until i pass out, but i generally am pretty happy-go-lucky. i hit on pretty much every chick in sight. but ive also been known to fight a nigga or two. um um bitch!

09-18-2006, 07:48 PM	#24 (permalink)
half_baked87 sammichestime Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 380	i went to a party in the woods at one of my friends places, ended up getting stupid drunk and stumbling out into the woods to take a dump. i picked an arbitrary spot and just let it go. thank god for newspaper. but the next morning, i woke up to my buddy matt beating the hell out of me, turns out i somehow **** all over his dirtbike, and it was not pretty. safe to say cleaning up you're own feces with a brutal hangover isn't something you forget, as much as i'd like to.

09-19-2006, 01:20 AM	#25 (permalink)
Cheese Shadow on the wall Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 823	Mine depends on what I'm drinking. If it's vodka, don't even look in my direction or I'll tear you a new arsehole. If its beer I'll end up chucking all night. Any thing else has been known to make me crash my car into stationary objects, i.e telegraph poles, fences, cop cars

09-19-2006, 06:18 AM	#27 (permalink)
Blain w0rd Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Suva, Fiji Posts: 1,034	Reading what Mr Sensitive wrote makes me wanna get wasted and come on here, that was absolutely classic man. Sadly I must wait a couple more years.

09-19-2006, 03:14 PM	#30 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	So give me the rundown on the Salford kiss