bonzodrummer

there was a lady who was caught in a flood so she jumped on her car and knew that god would save her. so a helicopter comes to rescue her they say,"hurry come in", she says i am waiting for god to save me. the water gets higher so she get's on her roof. the second helicopter comes and says the same thing, she says i am waiting for god to save me. the water comes higher and she moves to the highest point on her roof. the third helicopter comes and says the same thing, she says i am waiting for god to save me. so the helicopter leaves and then later the water rises and drowns her. when she gets to heaven she asks god," how come you didn't save me". He said,"I sent three freakin helicopters for you". anyway it's not really funny, it just shows that even if you have a lot of faith, it doesn't mean god himself will come and save you.