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Old 12-14-2004, 09:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Thumbs up Here is a little joke thing,

there was a lady who was caught in a flood so she jumped on her car and knew that god would save her. so a helicopter comes to rescue her they say,"hurry come in", she says i am waiting for god to save me. the water gets higher so she get's on her roof. the second helicopter comes and says the same thing, she says i am waiting for god to save me. the water comes higher and she moves to the highest point on her roof. the third helicopter comes and says the same thing, she says i am waiting for god to save me. so the helicopter leaves and then later the water rises and drowns her. when she gets to heaven she asks god," how come you didn't save me". He said,"I sent three freakin helicopters for you". anyway it's not really funny, it just shows that even if you have a lot of faith, it doesn't mean god himself will come and save you.
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Old 12-14-2004, 09:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 12-15-2004, 12:36 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2004, 03:02 PM   #4 (permalink)
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i know a little story that's similar to yours...one of those stuff they tought us at school in grade 2.
so there was this lady who loved God more than anything else (a nun, probably, can't remember right) and she talked to God one night, praying to Him and He responded saying He would visit her the following day. so in the morning, the woman woke up and started to clean up her house; a poor man rang at her door and she was like "go away, i'm busy cleaning my home for God" and then, as she was making dinner, an old lady came to her house and the nun (or whatever she was) kinda kicked her out, too. i can't remember what was the third person's problem but he was definitely unhappy (duh) and he got kicked out just like the others because the woman was busy, getting her house ready for God's arrival.
At night she was sad because God didn't show up and she asked Him, angrily, why He made her wait. He said He didn't...He came three times and she didn't let Him in
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Old 12-28-2004, 12:59 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Quite a funny joke.

Don't believe in religion myself but there you go.
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Old 12-29-2004, 08:09 AM   #6 (permalink)
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it's kinda funny
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Old 10-26-2005, 11:08 PM   #7 (permalink)
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i guy goes into a grocery store and the girl behind the counter asked what he wanted. he told her. and she asked are you single. and he said yes. but how did you know i was single, was it because of what i ordered. and she said know its because your ****ing ugly.
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