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Originally Posted by Crowquill
Leaving rapping to the conservatives?
I suppose i'd be sending it to hell in a handbag,
If you want to turn this into a political debate,
Prepare to get lyrically raped,
You homophobic fundamentalist christian
O' Reilly worshiping prick,
You're down with capitalism exploiting the poor man,
Giving cash to the rich and give everyone else the kick,
Telling them "too bad lifes a bitch"
You're kind will fuck up america,
Land of the lies and pigs,
You're so ignorant you follow a cowboy,
With bombs instead of guns,
He thinks its all good fun,
Learn to think for yourself,
Ditch the two thousand year old writings,
The answer to life? Try jewish folk tales,
A baby born from virginity?
You worship a zombie?
Santa clause for the jewish nations,
Bringing lies and hate in his big red bag,
Yeah yeah BURN THE FAG,
I'll happily masturbate to Johnny Depp,
Better then following blindly,
Jumping into a nuclear war like its the sea,
But the that salt it will sting,
You remember chernobyl?
The kids will die first,
Followed by cancer,
Your stupid politics will take a turn for the worst,
I'll give you the real answer,
fuck warmongering presidents,
I'll follow Johnny Depp
And worship Zeus,
You think i'm ridiculous?
Try reading your bible,
How does it feel wasting your whole life praising a non-existant deity?
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Yo those are some pretty big words comin’ from such a little bitch
You aint livin’ in a dumpster
So how you gonna be hatin’ on the rich?
Yo you wanna advocate for the poor?
Sittin’ there with ya DSL connection
Infront of a $2000 computer
Sounds like voters did right in the last presidential election
Talk about “lyrically raped” dawg
I’m fixin’ to bust ya hymen
Oh wait, you said you were a queer
Theres no chance that I could find it
You promiscuous g@ys
That’s whats f*ckin’ up the nation
Not us hardworking, republican, white, male Caucasians.
And you can call me a “homophobe”
Nigga that aint no skin off my teeth
I aint afraid of no f@ggots
Blast holes in ‘em like they was swiss cheese
And Bush is a cowboy?
You’ve been watchin’ too much Brokeback Mountain
We’re winning the f*ckin’ war
Why’s your bitch ass still pouting?
And we’ve been over this before
Religious insults will get you nowhere
Calling the bible a “folk tale”?
Yo I think the truth is just more than you can bear
And yo this is a battle rap
If I wanna hear politics I’d watch the news
With the liberal media bias
You want the truth?
Watch Fox News.
Yo I don’t worship Bill O’Reilly but the man can make a point
You f*cking democrats tell the BAD news
Tell the WHOLE news or whats the point?
Getting’ ya nose outta joint
Ya’ll boycott companies that support our troops
Tryin’ to show the government who’s in control
But its you f*ckin’ lib’s that have been dooped
With ya John Kerry’s and Michael Moore’s
Tryin’ to sell you how Bush made a mistake
If Al Gore had won in 2000
We’d all be speakin’ Arabic
And you can keep ya Johhny Depp
We’ll stick to f*ckin’ our wives
Ya’ll f@ggots will burn in hell
While we “followers” got eternal life
And you don’t have to believe the bible
Nigga you got the right to free will
But when judgment day approaches
Yo don’t be beggin’ me to save you f*ckin’ queers
Yo I’ll love my neighbor as myself
Too bad your bitch ass just moved
You no longer livin’ next to me
We’ll see which one of us is doomed
And cancer and Chernobyl?
What kinda f@ggot sh*t are you tryin’ to babble?
Shouldn’t you be in ya room with some handcuffs?
With ya boyfriends wearin’ a saddle?
And yo if Jesus ever met you
He’d probably slap you in the face
Yeah, he’s a loving god
But there’s only so much a nigga can take
He’s already been crucified once
And he survived every lash
So you and Zeus and Mikey
Can get in line to KISS MY ASS!