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12-26-2006, 11:53 PM
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isfckingdead
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12-26-2006, 11:53 PM
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isfckingdead
Join Date: Nov 2004
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Leaving rapping to the conservatives?
I suppose i'd be sending it to hell in a handbag, If you want to turn this into a political debate, Prepare to get lyrically raped, You homophobic fundamentalist christian O' Reilly worshiping prick, You're down with capitalism exploiting the poor man, Giving cash to the rich and give everyone else the kick, Telling them "too bad lifes a bitch" You're kind will fuck up america, Land of the lies and pigs, You're so ignorant you follow a cowboy, With bombs instead of guns, He thinks its all good fun, Learn to think for yourself, Ditch the two thousand year old writings, The answer to life? Try jewish folk tales, A baby born from virginity? You worship a zombie? Santa clause for the jewish nations, Bringing lies and hate in his big red bag, Yeah yeah BURN THE FAG, I'll happily masturbate to Johnny Depp, Better then following blindly, Jumping into a nuclear war like its the sea, But the that salt it will sting, You remember chernobyl? The kids will die first, Followed by cancer, Your stupid politics will take a turn for the worst, I'll give you the real answer, fuck warmongering presidents, I'll follow Johnny Depp And worship Zeus, You think i'm ridiculous? Try reading your bible, How does it feel wasting your whole life praising a non-existant deity?
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12-27-2006, 01:57 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: detroit
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I thought it was extremely cool.
You probably worship the Lord like a blind fool Hanging around the churches That just makes you another purchase Bought by the government Your mind searches For the real reasons But your head is filled with hollow Because everything they feed you'll swallow Try to think for yourself sometime Still; go ahead Spit some Christianity Try and debate this rhyme It's gonna be hard At least I have some thought Everything you'll say is store-bought
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12-27-2006, 02:16 AM
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w0rd
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Suva, Fiji
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Scrilidgous (sp?) sayings are cool nowadays?
Seriously bud, go write a poem And watch your Conor Oberst Cry over the microphone I may believe in God It's my religion of choice 'Don't stop me from living I speak my mind, with my voice So nigga, please Keep your rhymes simple Or else I'll leave you red, Like Oojay's pimples Come back when you've done some study, Leave ashamed, boned I'm just an amateur kid, Nigga, you just got pwned. |
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12-27-2006, 09:23 AM
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You aint livin’ in a dumpster So how you gonna be hatin’ on the rich? Yo you wanna advocate for the poor? Sittin’ there with ya DSL connection Infront of a $2000 computer Sounds like voters did right in the last presidential election  Talk about “lyrically raped” dawg I’m fixin’ to bust ya hymen Oh wait, you said you were a queer Theres no chance that I could find it You promiscuous g@ys That’s whats f*ckin’ up the nation Not us hardworking, republican, white, male Caucasians. And you can call me a “homophobe” Nigga that aint no skin off my teeth I aint afraid of no f@ggots Blast holes in ‘em like they was swiss cheese  And Bush is a cowboy? You’ve been watchin’ too much Brokeback Mountain We’re winning the f*ckin’ war Why’s your bitch ass still pouting?  And we’ve been over this before Religious insults will get you nowhere Calling the bible a “folk tale”? Yo I think the truth is just more than you can bear And yo this is a battle rap If I wanna hear politics I’d watch the news With the liberal media bias You want the truth? Watch Fox News. Yo I don’t worship Bill O’Reilly but the man can make a point You f*cking democrats tell the BAD news Tell the WHOLE news or whats the point? Getting’ ya nose outta joint Ya’ll boycott companies that support our troops Tryin’ to show the government who’s in control But its you f*ckin’ lib’s that have been dooped With ya John Kerry’s and Michael Moore’s Tryin’ to sell you how Bush made a mistake If Al Gore had won in 2000 We’d all be speakin’ Arabic And you can keep ya Johhny Depp We’ll stick to f*ckin’ our wives Ya’ll f@ggots will burn in hell While we “followers” got eternal life And you don’t have to believe the bible Nigga you got the right to free will But when judgment day approaches Yo don’t be beggin’ me to save you f*ckin’ queers Yo I’ll love my neighbor as myself Too bad your bitch ass just moved You no longer livin’ next to me We’ll see which one of us is doomed And cancer and Chernobyl? What kinda f@ggot sh*t are you tryin’ to babble? Shouldn’t you be in ya room with some handcuffs? With ya boyfriends wearin’ a saddle? And yo if Jesus ever met you He’d probably slap you in the face Yeah, he’s a loving god But there’s only so much a nigga can take He’s already been crucified once And he survived every lash So you and Zeus and Mikey Can get in line to KISS MY ASS! |
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12-27-2006, 09:48 AM
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Just a reminder: This is all in good fun, so insullts are okay as long as you leave the drama here and don't carry it over to the rest of the boards. And these are battle raps, they are meant to be said out loud. So what you write may look all nice and good on paper, but if it has no sort of flow (i.e. rhyme or scheme) then it wouldn't mean sh*t in a real battle.
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12-27-2006, 03:10 PM
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isfckingdead
Join Date: Nov 2004
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Oojay wanna save the rest for the competition?
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I need to study? you're calling me a nigga, I'm a just a scene whitey, Drop the gangsta shit, You're worship irwin you aussie ignoramus, Once again, you worship zombies, And virgin mommies, Your bible full of contradictions, Just shut up and go suck off mustang, Listen to your black album and turn it white, If you admit your an amateur don't bother to fight, Seriously, if this is all you can give me, The screw it i'll keep fucking conor, And writing poetry.
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12-27-2006, 05:06 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Missouri, USA
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Hey jiggas. Ethan and I are setting up rules and brackets for a competition, with the winners to be determined by other users' votes. Please reply or PM me or Crowquill with any suggestions or interest in taking part in the competion.
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12-31-2006, 03:12 PM
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Yo I’ll grab the microphone and run it coast to coast like Andre Rison
Steal ya raps out ya pocket Pull out a sharpie and circumcise ‘em You talkin’ like you know god personally What are you Pope Benedict the 16th? I’ll choke you until youre blue in face Slap you around until youre out of teeth You wanna beef? Step up and have a run at me You pull a gun on me? You kill me in a dream Better wake up and apologize to me I’m a genius like Good Will Hunting But the only thing I’m huntin’ is you f@ggots There aint no room for you here You get kicked outta this “Full House” like you was Bob Sagget Rap skill, you lack it Fudge, you pack Your rhymes got more holes in it than a f*ckin’ tennis racket Yo I was rappin’ in the womb No way you niggas can test my skills The last muthaf*cka who tried me Ended up with a mile of doctor’s bills Yo I’m musicbanter’s most wanted Put my face next to Bin Laden I’ll bust ya melon open like some fruit that’s half rotten Yo you yesterday’s news tryin to start over like “Old School” But I’m “Frank the Tank” muthaf*cka Drink you under the table until you puke Youre lyrics are mute That’s why ain’t nobody hearin’ ‘em And like John Cena “you cant see me” My lyrics’ so sharp they got you fearin’ ‘em Yo you wanna make fun of my face dawg? Comin’ from a dude who’s NEVER posted a pic Prolly cuz the only shots you got are of you suckin’ ya daddy’s d*ck Yo this is freestyle Get outta here with that written sh*t You musta been confused You takin’ tips from Linda Lovelace’s book “How To Spit” Yo this dude’s tossed more balls than Tom Brady Ya style’s shady You cryin’ like “Staind” lyrics Got you soundin’ like a f*ckin’ baby Yo you aint spit lately Cuz you know you wrote that sh*t lastnight Afraid to fight Turnin’ on ya bedroom light Thinkin’ oojay’s what goes bump in the night Yo I’m the monster in ya closet dawg And Ive been watchin’ ya get dressed You the first dude I ever seen that aint got no d*ck but got a clitoris Yo you drive ya mom’s Taurus while you rockin’ a purse I’m rockin’ a Hearse Throw you in the back of it with ev-er-y verse Hit reverse, jump out the car door Pedal to the floor We wont be seein’ yo punk ass around here any more Yo this muthaf*cka’s throwin’ in bitch lyrics tryin’ to grab the emo vote But this f@ggot’s toast He’s prolly starin’ at my picture and jackin’ off under his overcoat Yo I’ll slit ya throat Give ya twice as many smiles Bleedin’ ear to ear They’ll be showin’ ya story on “Justice Files” Yo I win by a mile Leave you in the dust My rhymes are untouched Cant say the same for ya sister’s clitoris Yeah I f*cked ya sister I’ll prolly do ya mama too But don’t hold ya breath dawg Only my LYRICS are f*ckin’ you This muthaf*cka raps like a wannabe 50 cent Yo Im about a DOLLAR Bet yo money on me and pay ya rent Im heaven-sent Intelligent Spit flow at you for the hell of it Every word comin’ outta ya mouth is nothin’ but irrelivent |
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