you call me white/
but you're whiter than elmer's glue/
my rhymes are all tight/
and they're sicker than the flu/
I don't know why you/
even bother to retort/
this is the parent teacher conference/
allow me to report/
um, mam, we're very sorry/
you're kid is special indeed/
he's got a lot of catching up to do/
so help him I plead/
let me go thru some subjects here/
in math he's failing/
his failure to calculate my strength/
has left his opponent impaling/
in english he's got a B/
but I remind you this is grade #2/
this is the library calling/
green eggs & ham needs renewed/
in science, it's clear he needs help/
he's definitely no einstein/
his messing w/ hazardous materials/
and getting blown up on prime time/
in history he started out slowly/
but I think he's improving/
when he looks back in this thread/
he's gonna know he needs a new thing/
all in all I'd say he needs home schooling/
cuz he also get bullied around/
there really is no fooling/
about who just got taken to town/
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