Loser

Attention. Attention
Class is in session
I'm going to teach you a thing or two
I better watch my step because my luck you'll sue
Due to the rhymeing abuse
Let's call this a truce
Cause it's no contest
This is just one test
You failed to pass
I see you in the snow
With all the rap woes
Your too white to rap
Because everything you write is crap
If your feeling froggy than leap
So I can push you down like a creep.

TheUsedToolguy

you call me white/
but you're whiter than elmer's glue/
my rhymes are all tight/
and they're sicker than the flu/
I don't know why you/
even bother to retort/
this is the parent teacher conference/
allow me to report/
um, mam, we're very sorry/
you're kid is special indeed/
he's got a lot of catching up to do/
so help him I plead/
let me go thru some subjects here/
in math he's failing/
his failure to calculate my strength/
has left his opponent impaling/
in english he's got a B/
but I remind you this is grade #2/
this is the library calling/
green eggs & ham needs renewed/
in science, it's clear he needs help/
he's definitely no einstein/
his messing w/ hazardous materials/
and getting blown up on prime time/
in history he started out slowly/
but I think he's improving/
when he looks back in this thread/
he's gonna know he needs a new thing/
all in all I'd say he needs home schooling/
cuz he also get bullied around/
there really is no fooling/
about who just got taken to town/

[MERIT]

What the f*ck have you people done to this thread....

TheUsedToolguy

alright oojay the thread/
was dead/
I thought I'd bring it to life/
and giv myself some cred./
maybe u could go back/
and find a way to print/
all the stuff that was said/
before my stint/
and go paste it up on your wall/
and sleep w/ it at night/
stay away from my rhymes/
they're so vicious they bite/
and then you and your little/
stack of papers can go get married/
you better consumate soon/
cuz' she's starting to get buried/

TrampInaTux

This is embarrassing for everyone involved,
a perfect example of how a thread can dissolve,
poof! It's gone, like pokemon, you want to evolve
to someone of my caliber well there's a tale to be told
This ain't about your race or the colour of your face
but it's ALL about good quality rhymes so let me give you a taste
Toolguy, you said you was a 'teacher' but I think YOU need a lesson
so everyone sit down at your desks cos this class is in session

Okay so, don't rhyme married with buried it just doesn't work
same with cool and fool, you gotta find lyrics that hurt
a comment about his mother should really do the trick,
preferably involving lube, a towel, and your 'huge' ****,
Good, you still listening? Cos you might still get the hang of this,
pretty soon you could be battling with your brain as well as your fists

You go into knifefights with a gun,
but you don't know how to use the gun,
I go into knifefights with a gun,
but I don't need to shoot, I just pull out my bomb
blow up everyone, metaphorically of course
and if they're as **** as you two, why the **** would I show remorse?
The sooner you're gone, the better it will be
We want uppercuts not bitch slaps, so I'm ruining this peaceful harmony
Mixing things up showing you lot how it's done,
hopefully you'll learn something and finally be able to shoot that gun
I could come up with a witty finishing line, to deliver the final blow,
but I think now we all know how this show is gonna go.

skindredluver

Tell me about it

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TrampInaTux

skindred
gives head







owned.

Loser

Ummmm i'm too white to continue I think the rap gods are rolling in there graves if they saw this thread.

TheUsedToolguy

alright trampinatux it's sad to see/
u resorting to such hostility/
I was trying to giv this thing/
sensibility and decency/
and then u gotta come out w/ the lube/
and all that cuz it's all about getting owned/
u peasant talk **** behind my back/
but u better kneel to the throne/
you're sitting if fron of a computer/
and can't keep a cool head/
you better not show up to a gunfight/
w/ anything you'll wind up dead/
Why the hell are you coming back/
on here when I'm setting up camp/
Like Ole' Blue Eyes said/
that's why the lady is a tramp/

skindredluver

Oh yes





The best ever!

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Let them live in the stillness and know the flame. They will loose all and give all..

Boys are like lava lamps: fun to look at but not so bright

Coffee, chocolate and men, some things are just better rich