When is a Pixie not a Pixie?
When he's up another Pixies dress and he's a goblin.
Ok, a seedy old man is parked outside the primary school, Johnny walks out and the man says, "Hey kid, I'll give you a mars bar if you come in my car"
and Johnny replies, "Give me the whole packet mister and I'll *** in your fu
cking mouth!"
What cries while covered in urine?
Crowquill in the mod lounge!
Sorry, I had to add that one.