|11-04-2007, 07:57 PM||#5 (permalink)|
Elevator to the moon
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Snowy, cold, miserable Pennsylvania
someone on youtube had a video with that joke in it
made me feel a tad bit uncomfortable
You're my satellite <3
|11-04-2007, 08:10 PM||#6 (permalink)|
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Oxford, UK
What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?
That 8 yr old in my basement.
How do you know when you sister is having her period?
Your dads penis tastes funny!
Have I gone too far?
|11-05-2007, 10:18 PM||#8 (permalink)|
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Between the minarettes, down the Casbah way.
When is a Pixie not a Pixie?
When he's up another Pixies dress and he's a goblin.
Ok, a seedy old man is parked outside the primary school, Johnny walks out and the man says, "Hey kid, I'll give you a mars bar if you come in my car"
and Johnny replies, "Give me the whole packet mister and I'll *** in your fucking mouth!"
What cries while covered in urine?
Crowquill in the mod lounge!
Sorry, I had to add that one.
Because I chose to play the fool in a six-piece band,
First-night nerves every one-night stand.
I should be glad to be so inclined.
What a waste! What a waste!
But I don't mind.
|11-19-2007, 05:54 PM||#10 (permalink)|
Ba and Be.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: This Is England
CHILD:Mommy mommy I hate daddy's gut's, MOTHER : Just eat the cabbage then honey.
“A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”