TheCaster

So what do you guys think is the best way to describe metal i'll make a list of the funny un's in this post. Me and ona my friends were talking about it the other day..

Its not true metal unless your severly pissed off at nothing at the end of the song.
True metal can only be described as being punched in the face by an angry gorrilla.
From the public:
Maddest Hatter: It's good metal if you can use it to drown out construction noises.
Gentleman Johnny: Metal music is like Mortal Kombat in music form
Right- track: Metal is like stuffing a hand grenade in your ear and pulling the pin
Perfectionthrusilence/shooting Star: Its only real metal if the vocalist sounds like he's vomiting up a fetus
ClownBaby: Metal is like the part in Jurassic Park where the T Rex eats the goat
Perfectionthrusilence: ^Wrong. It's like the part in Jurassic Park where the T Rex eats Martin Ferrero off of a toilet.
Zero1986:Metal is the soundtrack to war in Middle-Earth.
Brock_West: Metal is like being raped in the ears by sweaty middle-aged men screaming and biting the heads off of babies AND LIKING IT
SATCHMO: something to keep you **** hard until you can find the cheese grater.

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