The best way to describe Metal (soundtrack, rock, vocalist, track)

TheCaster · 11-29-2007, 12:00 PM

So what do you guys think is the best way to describe metal i'll make a list of the funny un's in this post. Me and ona my friends were talking about it the other day..

Its not true metal unless your severly pissed off at nothing at the end of the song.
True metal can only be described as being punched in the face by an angry gorrilla.
From the public:
Maddest Hatter: It's good metal if you can use it to drown out construction noises.
Gentleman Johnny: Metal music is like Mortal Kombat in music form
Right- track: Metal is like stuffing a hand grenade in your ear and pulling the pin
Perfectionthrusilence/shooting Star: Its only real metal if the vocalist sounds like he's vomiting up a fetus
ClownBaby: Metal is like the part in Jurassic Park where the T Rex eats the goat
Perfectionthrusilence: ^Wrong. It's like the part in Jurassic Park where the T Rex eats Martin Ferrero off of a toilet.
Zero1986:Metal is the soundtrack to war in Middle-Earth.
Brock_West: Metal is like being raped in the ears by sweaty middle-aged men screaming and biting the heads off of babies AND LIKING IT
SATCHMO: something to keep you **** hard until you can find the cheese grater.

riseagainstrocks · 11-29-2007, 12:07 PM

neither of those were funny.

Metal is an amalgamation of different textures, ideas, and sounds, that when combined create some of the heaviest, most terrifying, extremely creative, and groove filled songs.

TheCaster · 11-29-2007, 12:08 PM

Ahh well i enjoyed them

Maddest_Hatter · 11-29-2007, 12:35 PM

Metal... The other white noise!
Metal... Headbang!
It's good metal if you can use it to drown out construction noises.

jackhammer · 11-29-2007, 12:42 PM

It's all in the riffs baby!

TheCaster · 11-29-2007, 12:47 PM

ahh im listenin to pigs at this very moment.. nice sig i do say

construction noises! we have a winner

anticipation · 11-29-2007, 02:01 PM

mortal kombat in music form.

right-track · 11-29-2007, 02:04 PM

Like stuffing an hand grenade in your ear, then pulling the pin.

anticipation · 11-29-2007, 02:11 PM

metal is like a 7.6% monthly interest rate on your $200,000 RV.

PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe · 11-29-2007, 04:14 PM

Hah......read my signature.

(joking BTW)

11-29-2007, 12:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
TheCaster Music Rapist Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Somewhere in the U.S Posts: 400	The best way to describe Metal So what do you guys think is the best way to describe metal i'll make a list of the funny un's in this post. Me and ona my friends were talking about it the other day.. Its not true metal unless your severly pissed off at nothing at the end of the song. True metal can only be described as being punched in the face by an angry gorrilla. From the public: Maddest Hatter: It's good metal if you can use it to drown out construction noises. Gentleman Johnny: Metal music is like Mortal Kombat in music form Right- track: Metal is like stuffing a hand grenade in your ear and pulling the pin Perfectionthrusilence/shooting Star: Its only real metal if the vocalist sounds like he's vomiting up a fetus ClownBaby: Metal is like the part in Jurassic Park where the T Rex eats the goat Perfectionthrusilence: ^Wrong. It's like the part in Jurassic Park where the T Rex eats Martin Ferrero off of a toilet. Zero1986:Metal is the soundtrack to war in Middle-Earth. Brock_West: Metal is like being raped in the ears by sweaty middle-aged men screaming and biting the heads off of babies AND LIKING IT SATCHMO: something to keep you **** hard until you can find the cheese grater. __________________ A soul in tension thats learning to fly Condition grounded but determined to try Cant keep my eyes from the circling skies Tongue-tied and twisted just an earth-bound misfit Last edited by TheCaster; 04-01-2008 at 12:47 PM.

11-29-2007, 12:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
riseagainstrocks Music Addict Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: DC Posts: 3,320	neither of those were funny. Metal is an amalgamation of different textures, ideas, and sounds, that when combined create some of the heaviest, most terrifying, extremely creative, and groove filled songs. __________________ One note timeless, came out of nowhere...

11-29-2007, 12:08 PM	#3 (permalink)
TheCaster Music Rapist Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Somewhere in the U.S Posts: 400	Ahh well i enjoyed them __________________ A soul in tension thats learning to fly Condition grounded but determined to try Cant keep my eyes from the circling skies Tongue-tied and twisted just an earth-bound misfit

11-29-2007, 12:35 PM	#4 (permalink)
Maddest_Hatter Mad in 30 States! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Eielson AFB, Alaska Posts: 187	Metal... The other white noise! Metal... Headbang! It's good metal if you can use it to drown out construction noises. __________________ I am the Maddest Hatter of them all!

11-29-2007, 12:42 PM	#5 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	It's all in the riffs baby! __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

11-29-2007, 12:47 PM	#6 (permalink)
TheCaster Music Rapist Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Somewhere in the U.S Posts: 400	ahh im listenin to pigs at this very moment.. nice sig i do say construction noises! we have a winner __________________ A soul in tension thats learning to fly Condition grounded but determined to try Cant keep my eyes from the circling skies Tongue-tied and twisted just an earth-bound misfit

11-29-2007, 02:01 PM	#7 (permalink)
anticipation Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,565	mortal kombat in music form.

11-29-2007, 02:04 PM	#8 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Like stuffing an hand grenade in your ear, then pulling the pin.

11-29-2007, 02:11 PM	#9 (permalink)
anticipation Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,565	metal is like a 7.6% monthly interest rate on your $200,000 RV.