A young lad was found dead, with an apple up his arse and naked except for a Newcastle United shirt. The police removed the shirt to save his parents any embarrassment.
The England football team are going to change the emblem on their shirts. The Three Lions will now become three tampons to celebrate their worst fucking period in history!
Yeah it's not a toon joke, but I like it.
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