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right-track · 01-13-2008, 05:19 AM

can_i_say · 01-13-2008, 06:33 AM

Mildly amusing. It's been done.

right-track · 01-13-2008, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by can_i_say

Mildly amusing. It's been done.

Well it's good to see you still have something of a sense of humour after the 'Toon's' mauling yesterday.

pheurton · 01-13-2008, 08:33 AM

Those Geordie bastards xp

can_i_say · 01-13-2008, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track

Well it's good to see you still have something of a sense of humour after the 'Toon's' mauling yesterday.

What?! You cant go hurling the football insults around. Those things sting.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 01-13-2008, 09:58 AM

Newcastle's trophy room was broken into last night.

A black & white carpet was stolen.

right-track · 01-13-2008, 10:00 AM

Police say they are looking for someone with a chequered past.

sleepy jack · 01-13-2008, 10:03 AM

The fireman phoned Newcastle's coach early this morning saying the stadium was on fire. The coach responded "Save the cups!" the fireman responded "The fire hasn't reached the kitchen yet."

<.<

/had to join in

Urban Hat€monger ? · 01-13-2008, 10:05 AM

I saw Mike Ashley when I was carrying a load of shopping earlier , he said to me 'Can you manage?' , ' You can shove your job up your arse' I replied.

jackhammer · 01-13-2008, 01:33 PM

A young lad was found dead, with an apple up his arse and naked except for a Newcastle United shirt. The police removed the shirt to save his parents any embarrassment.

The England football team are going to change the emblem on their shirts. The Three Lions will now become three tampons to celebrate their worst fucking period in history!

Yeah it's not a toon joke, but I like it.

01-13-2008, 05:19 AM	#1 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	emotastic

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can_i_say Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: The Toon Posts: 226	Mildly amusing. It's been done. __________________ meh

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Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	Newcastle's trophy room was broken into last night. A black & white carpet was stolen. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

01-13-2008, 10:05 AM	#9 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	I saw Mike Ashley when I was carrying a load of shopping earlier , he said to me 'Can you manage?' , ' You can shove your job up your arse' I replied. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

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jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	A young lad was found dead, with an apple up his arse and naked except for a Newcastle United shirt. The police removed the shirt to save his parents any embarrassment. The England football team are going to change the emblem on their shirts. The Three Lions will now become three tampons to celebrate their worst fucking period in history! Yeah it's not a toon joke, but I like it. __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

01-13-2008, 08:33 AM	#4 (permalink)
pheurton n/a Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 990	Those Geordie bastards xp

01-13-2008, 10:00 AM	#7 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Police say they are looking for someone with a chequered past.