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Old 02-25-2005, 02:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default 10 Things I've Done That You Might Not Have

I`ve had a few of my friends emailing this around , it could be fun to have as a topic here......

1. Almost got run over by West Ham & England Striker Tony Cottee
2. And a hearse
3. Got £45 worth of CDs free in London last weekend when the girl at the till ****ed up
4. Gave a girl an orgasm just by touching her ear
5. Watched my taxi driver in New York stop the car , get out & suddenly start beating the **** out of another taxi driver.
6. Told a prostitute in Amsterdam 'she couldn`t afford me'
7. Said hello to Fish from Marillion while he was taking a piss
8. Sent a picture of my 7 year old sister to a kids comic saying her hobbies were My Little Pony , Sindy Dolls & East 17 and they printed it in the comic & sent her a copy. She was 19 at the time.
9. Met Mr Bronson from Grange Hill
10.Told Matt Bellamy from Muse he`s an ******* in a chat room before he was famous
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