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Old 02-25-2005, 02:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default 10 Things I've Done That You Might Not Have

I`ve had a few of my friends emailing this around , it could be fun to have as a topic here......

1. Almost got run over by West Ham & England Striker Tony Cottee
2. And a hearse
3. Got £45 worth of CDs free in London last weekend when the girl at the till ****ed up
4. Gave a girl an orgasm just by touching her ear
5. Watched my taxi driver in New York stop the car , get out & suddenly start beating the **** out of another taxi driver.
6. Told a prostitute in Amsterdam 'she couldn`t afford me'
7. Said hello to Fish from Marillion while he was taking a piss
8. Sent a picture of my 7 year old sister to a kids comic saying her hobbies were My Little Pony , Sindy Dolls & East 17 and they printed it in the comic & sent her a copy. She was 19 at the time.
9. Met Mr Bronson from Grange Hill
10.Told Matt Bellamy from Muse he`s an ******* in a chat room before he was famous
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Old 02-26-2005, 08:36 AM   #2 (permalink)
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1. Jumped off the roof of a car going 15 mph into a ditch
2. Get run over by a boat
3. Get hit in the face with a 7 iron
4. Loved a girl with all my heart
5. Gotten pulled over searched and ticketed for "looking suspicious"
6. Drove around downtown Minneapolis for an hour in a car that couldnt stop or it would die, in effect drininvg around downtown mineapolis In that bus from speed.
7. Gotten in fights, and won, with style to spare.
8. Acctually stay for a whole concert and talk to the band afterwards, not leave after the first set or 2.
9. Lived for 2 months on nothing.
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Old 02-26-2005, 03:50 PM   #3 (permalink)
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1. Tried to fly and ended up in hospital
2. Spent a night on the streets in Vienna and hung out with homeless guys for company
3. Had an orgasm from someone touching somewhere above my neck (I won't scare you further by going into details)
4. Used my hand as an ashtray on three occasions and gave myself three scars
5. Been hit on by a member of the Darkness' little bro
6. Went clubbing in Edinburgh till 5am and still made it to work on time in another city for 8am
7. Laughed in the Beta Band's face
8. Had a 2 litre bottle of juice poured over me by a random guy in a Rome supermarket, while wearing a white skirt
9. Overslept for a court case
10. Kissed Cat Power
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Old 02-26-2005, 03:59 PM   #4 (permalink)
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you lot are outrageous
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Old 02-26-2005, 04:02 PM   #5 (permalink)
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4. Gave a girl an orgasm just by touching her ear
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3. Had an orgasm from someone touching somewhere above my neck (I won't scare you further by going into details)
Do you two know each other or is that just some wierd coincidence?
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Old 02-26-2005, 04:04 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Haha, I'm quite sure we don't. Well... not that I know of anyway!! Urban's point just reminded me of my own, and that it is reasonably unusual.
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Ha ok fair enough.. Just seemed a little odd.
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I'm pretty sure it wasn`t her

The girl I did it to had **** taste in music
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[QUOTE=Urban Hatemonger]I'm pretty sure it wasn`t her

*s******s*
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I`ve thought long & hard about this & after a long process of elimination & long & agonising careful consideration I think i`ll have to say Delicate.

She`s smart , funny , beautiful , down to earth , honest , sexy , easy to talk to and has great taste.

So yeah i`d say her
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Old 02-26-2005, 05:58 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Jealousy!!!!!
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