i just have to tell someone this,...
so,...some buddies of mine had this gig down at this dive bar in my old stompin grounds, they called and asked if i wanted to sit in with them abit,.....i did,.....
funny things that happened at this joint:
1: this woman decides to make friends with me and tell me the following things "when i'm get home i'm gonna make my husband think i'm gonna **** him, but i aint"; "do you ever just hang your legs over the side of the bath tub and let the water run on you until you cant stand it anymore?"; "i aint the jellous type, but i dont like the way my husband looks at you when you dance, he keeps having to go to the bathroom"
2: when i asked this woman about this weird lizzard tattoo on her boob, before she would answer me she wanted to know how much money i had
3: they sold wine outa a box
4: this abnormally fat guy told me he wore his pants low because woman liked to look at his butt
5: an old man in the back asked me to play some ronnie milsap for him and his dog
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i changed my mind; i changed my mind;now i'm feeling different
all that time, wasted
i wish i was a little more delicate
i wish my
i wish my
i wish my
i wish my
i wish my name was clementine - sarah jaffe
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