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Old 04-18-2008, 07:25 PM   #7251 (permalink)
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Well I had some big fat black guy on a bike ask me for a bj today, and he was serious.......Maybe I should stop wearing tight pants and shirts....or get a girl to walk home with me


EDIT: you know what......I'm having a weiiird day.
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Old 04-19-2008, 12:43 AM   #7252 (permalink)
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so,...some buddies of mine had this gig down at this dive bar in my old stompin grounds, they called and asked if i wanted to sit in with them abit,.....i did,.....

funny things that happened at this joint:

1: this woman decides to make friends with me and tell me the following things "when i'm get home i'm gonna make my husband think i'm gonna **** him, but i aint"; "do you ever just hang your legs over the side of the bath tub and let the water run on you until you cant stand it anymore?"; "i aint the jellous type, but i dont like the way my husband looks at you when you dance, he keeps having to go to the bathroom"

2: when i asked this woman about this weird lizzard tattoo on her boob, before she would answer me she wanted to know how much money i had

3: they sold wine outa a box

4: this abnormally fat guy told me he wore his pants low because woman liked to look at his butt

5: an old man in the back asked me to play some ronnie milsap for him and his dog
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Old 04-19-2008, 08:27 AM   #7253 (permalink)
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Old 04-19-2008, 05:27 PM   #7254 (permalink)
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finally played our first gig

it sucked
about 80% of everything that could go wrong did
i'd rant about it but i'm tired of ranting
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Old 04-19-2008, 07:44 PM   #7255 (permalink)
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^^^ sorry to hear that =(
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Old 04-19-2008, 08:01 PM   #7256 (permalink)
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finally played our first gig

it sucked
about 80% of everything that could go wrong did
i'd rant about it but i'm tired of ranting
Did you at least do a stage dive?
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Old 04-20-2008, 08:42 AM   #7257 (permalink)
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Old 04-20-2008, 02:27 PM   #7258 (permalink)
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Did you at least do a stage dive?
it woulda been like School of Rock
when jack black jumps off and falls flat onto the ground
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Old 04-20-2008, 04:15 PM   #7259 (permalink)
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it woulda been like School of Rock
when jack black jumps off and falls flat onto the ground
Tough break dude.
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Old 04-20-2008, 11:22 PM   #7260 (permalink)
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ive had an interesting day, welcome to 421, the gloomest day of the year
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