Miltamec Soundsquinaez

See below for footnotes*

Now, we all know the media has an extremely [liberal](1.) bias, and when we're in the middle of important presidential nominations for the upcoming election, it only makes sense that the [fair and balanced](2.) FoxNews would want to [objectively investigate](3.) into the characters of [each parties](4.) [candidates](5.)
However, it seems odd that they seem to be targeting [one of the candidates](6.) especially for [some unknown reason](7.) It seems that Barack Obama has an [intimate](8.) relation with a [known terrorist](9.) For some reason, Obama avoids this issue by [never bringing it up](10.) and [never apologizing](11.) for his behavior. Maliciously, Ayers said on the day of 9/11, that ['he wished they (Weather Underground) had done more.'](12.)
Now, after all this, you would just have to be stupid to [vote for Obama](13.)

1. conservative
2. unfair and biased
3. objectively find the most reasonable way to skew information, and make it sound believable
4. Democrats'
5. characters of people loosely associated with the candidates
6. Democratic, hmmm, that's a mystery!
7. current delegate leader, and likely candidate to rival McCain in November, Obama
8. cordial in passing
9. A member of the Weather Underground, a group of so called terrorists, who orchestrated protest bombings at the Pentagon and other government facilities never with the intention of harming another human being, but of protesting the unnecessary Vietnam War. In fact, the only people ever killed by this group were some of the bombers themselves, when trying to plant the bombs.
10. Apparently the right wing bias worn off on the mainstream media, since Obama would have no way of avoiding this subject. About 30 minutes of the Clinton/Obama debate from a week ago was spent needling into the affairs of, not Obama himself, but people he has known throughout the years.
11. Obama has renounced his relationship with Ayers, and has said that he would not support an endorsement from Ayers of his presidency.
12. This quote has been played over and over again, even by the moderator of last week's debate, and by Hilary Clinton herself. Interestingly, the quote was taken completely out of context, and what Ayers referred to was that he wishes they (Weather Underground) had done more to attempt to stop the Vietnam War.
13. Listen to FoxNews, or believe any of their crackteam rightwing writers have an ounce of journalistic integrity.