Originally Posted by Predator

Ok, fine, no problem. I have the solution.

First the top hat isn't very important, go ahead and lose it.
As far as the cane, well, I guess we can deal without that one to.
Can't find your cord? No problem. Go ahead and either use a webcam and make a movie, or just take the shot with a camera phone and text it to me.
As far as finding it "somewhat wrong" goes, that is just what society wants you to think. Are you a conformist?

So now that all that is taken care of, I believe you are free to git nekid.