Originally Posted by Waynegrow

I have a habbit of Urban Climbing when i'm drunk, so one time i climed up this gas pipe to the top of a 3 story building to steel one of those plastic Owls used to scare away pidgeons. I picked it up and threw it down then i started my decent back down the pipe. For some reason i must have forgot that there were rungs that hold the pipe to the wall. My hands hit the first rung and buckled.HOLY **** i fell 2 stories and landed halfway on this porch type thing with my ribs, Bounced off of that then fell the last story in between this air conditioning unit.I broke 3 ribs and my leg that ****ing sucked. On a good note i still have that God damn owl.