Worst pain ever had? (house, punk, quote)

jesus · 03-28-2005, 09:17 PM

hahaha i noticed that. sexing. that made me laugh.

sleepy jack · 03-28-2005, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ensemble

What were you doing sewing? Aren't you a thirteen year old boy?

I was Sexing

Sewing a patch on to my jaket.

Waynegrow · 03-28-2005, 10:32 PM

I have a habbit of Urban Climbing when i'm drunk, so one time i climed up this gas pipe to the top of a 3 story building to steel one of those plastic Owls used to scare away pidgeons. I picked it up and threw it down then i started my decent back down the pipe. For some reason i must have forgot that there were rungs that hold the pipe to the wall. My hands hit the first rung and buckled.HOLY **** i fell 2 stories and landed halfway on this porch type thing with my ribs, Bounced off of that then fell the last story in between this air conditioning unit.I broke 3 ribs and my leg that ****ing sucked. On a good note i still have that God damn owl.

jibber · 03-29-2005, 03:01 AM

uhhh, last year skiing. I go to hit this one jump, and I get a huge amount of speed. I go off, get huge air, pull a nice stylie grab with a slow, smooth 180, then look over my shoulder to spot my landing. Big problem. Some dumbass middle aged gapper is standing right in the middle of the landing, I tried to scream at him, but before I could get one sylable out I had landed about two feet away from him, and crashed right into him. So i'm lying in a heap on the landing, my knee feels totally f*cked over, and I have a funny tingling sensation along with an intense pain in my shoulder/arm, so bad that I couldn't even tell where it was coming from. As if that wasn't bad enough, the f*cktard gets up and starts yelling at me to watch where I'm going. At that point I basically lost control of what I said, so I really went off on the guy. He looked pretty shocked too, I guess he didn't expect a teenaged girl to fight back quite so fiercly, but in any case, I was REALLY pissed off, and the idiot deserved it. So after yelling at the guy for about five minutes, ski patrol came on his snowmobile to find out what had happened (someone in the park had gone down to tell him about the crash). I related the story, and the ski patroller started really going off on the old guy, almost as bad as I had just done. Anyways, long story short, I was carted down the hill on the back of the sled down to the first aid shed, got someone to drive me down to our condo and stuck a note on the door telling my dad to meet me at the hospital, and after a few x-rays found that i'd broken my collarbone.

The other most intense pain I've had was when I was in the hospital with a really bad virus which gave me rediculously bad stomach cramps. I passed out twice in the emergency waiting room because the pain was so intense.

Sneer · 03-29-2005, 04:43 AM

putting my head through a door. that hurt a tad. Or falling on my head while camping. that hurt too.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 03-29-2005, 08:43 AM

i got hit in the face with a really big golf club once. it didnt feel real good either.

Jaz · 03-29-2005, 08:58 AM

A broken heart.

Mixin · 03-29-2005, 11:44 AM

one day my balls were itching like crazy so after a while i went to the bathroom, and i noticed a tear in my foreskin, after i realized that... **** the pain started

Mixin · 03-29-2005, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waynegrow

I have a habbit of Urban Climbing when i'm drunk, so one time i climed up this gas pipe to the top of a 3 story building to steel one of those plastic Owls used to scare away pidgeons. I picked it up and threw it down then i started my decent back down the pipe. For some reason i must have forgot that there were rungs that hold the pipe to the wall. My hands hit the first rung and buckled.HOLY **** i fell 2 stories and landed halfway on this porch type thing with my ribs, Bounced off of that then fell the last story in between this air conditioning unit.I broke 3 ribs and my leg that ****ing sucked. On a good note i still have that God damn owl.

You must a ****ing wild partier

Mixin · 03-29-2005, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIsfitspunk

well today while i was sewing a patche on the needle got slameed into my penis it hurt i cried.

Wha... How... DAMN!

03-29-2005, 03:01 AM	#14 (permalink)
jibber Freeskier Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Istanbul was Constantinople now it's Istanbul not Constantinople... Posts: 1,536	uhhh, last year skiing. I go to hit this one jump, and I get a huge amount of speed. I go off, get huge air, pull a nice stylie grab with a slow, smooth 180, then look over my shoulder to spot my landing. Big problem. Some dumbass middle aged gapper is standing right in the middle of the landing, I tried to scream at him, but before I could get one sylable out I had landed about two feet away from him, and crashed right into him. So i'm lying in a heap on the landing, my knee feels totally fcked over, and I have a funny tingling sensation along with an intense pain in my shoulder/arm, so bad that I couldn't even tell where it was coming from. As if that wasn't bad enough, the fcktard gets up and starts yelling at me to watch where I'm going. At that point I basically lost control of what I said, so I really went off on the guy. He looked pretty shocked too, I guess he didn't expect a teenaged girl to fight back quite so fiercly, but in any case, I was REALLY pissed off, and the idiot deserved it. So after yelling at the guy for about five minutes, ski patrol came on his snowmobile to find out what had happened (someone in the park had gone down to tell him about the crash). I related the story, and the ski patroller started really going off on the old guy, almost as bad as I had just done. Anyways, long story short, I was carted down the hill on the back of the sled down to the first aid shed, got someone to drive me down to our condo and stuck a note on the door telling my dad to meet me at the hospital, and after a few x-rays found that i'd broken my collarbone. The other most intense pain I've had was when I was in the hospital with a really bad virus which gave me rediculously bad stomach cramps. I passed out twice in the emergency waiting room because the pain was so intense. __________________ What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass. HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

03-29-2005, 04:43 AM	#15 (permalink)
Sneer Let it drip Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 5,430	putting my head through a door. that hurt a tad. Or falling on my head while camping. that hurt too. __________________ LastFM Sneer's Emporium of Sound Fright Team radio show

03-29-2005, 08:58 AM	#17 (permalink)
Jaz Oh twat! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: London, UK Posts: 99	A broken heart. __________________ "Let him who is without sin cast the first stone."

03-29-2005, 11:44 AM	#18 (permalink)
Mixin Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The center of earth Posts: 45	one day my balls were itching like crazy so after a while i went to the bathroom, and i noticed a tear in my foreskin, after i realized that... **** the pain started __________________ I'm not gonna say that I'm a conspiracy theorist, but... ...the government is after me My website the Mansion of Metal

03-28-2005, 09:17 PM	#11 (permalink)
jesus cat addict Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 1,061	hahaha i noticed that. sexing. that made me laugh.

03-28-2005, 10:32 PM	#13 (permalink)
Waynegrow Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 142	I have a habbit of Urban Climbing when i'm drunk, so one time i climed up this gas pipe to the top of a 3 story building to steel one of those plastic Owls used to scare away pidgeons. I picked it up and threw it down then i started my decent back down the pipe. For some reason i must have forgot that there were rungs that hold the pipe to the wall. My hands hit the first rung and buckled.HOLY ** i fell 2 stories and landed halfway on this porch type thing with my ribs, Bounced off of that then fell the last story in between this air conditioning unit.I broke 3 ribs and my leg that **ing sucked. On a good note i still have that God damn owl.

03-29-2005, 08:43 AM	#16 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	i got hit in the face with a really big golf club once. it didnt feel real good either.