How fast can you run now Alaska Squirrel?
Can you last til the November vote?
You'd better move quickly, get out of Alaska,
Before Palin turns you into a tote!

Run little rodent as fast as you can.
Palin will hit you with her mini-van.
Alaska.... (ALASKA!!) Alaskan Squirrel.
Alaska.... (ALASKA!!) Alaskan Squirrel.

Hurry away now, Alaska Squirrel
And be wary of mavericks and sluts.
McCain, he won't catch you, 'cause he is too slow
But she'll get you by taking your nuts!

Run little rodent as fast as you can.
Palin will hit you with her mini-van.
Alaska.... (ALASKA!!) Alaskan Squirrel.
Alaska.... (ALASKA!!) Alaskan Squirrel.

Scamper away now Alaska Squirrel
Make your way to a higher ground.
Palin's melting Alaska with her evil death eyes
Soon all the polar bears will be drowned.

Run little rodent as fast as you can.
Palin will hit you with her mini-van.
Alaska.... (ALASKA!!) Alaskan Squirrel.
Alaska.... (ALASKA!!) Alaskan Squirrel.