When I was a child I used to have an imaginary friend, he would listen to what I had to say, he would grant me wishes if I asked him and he would be with me wherever I went.
Then I grew up and stopped going to church.
- Jimmy Carr
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Calvin: "Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?"
Hobbes: "I'm not sure that man needs the help."
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