Is there anything funnier than a dog with its head out of a car window speeding down the road at 40mph? I didn't think so.
I've never heard White Christmas in my entire life and have no particular desire to see that change.
I've noticed that you can substitute the word 'tits' for anything in the English dictionary and it can still imply the same part of the female human's body. For example - 'what a pair of ashtrays!' or 'did you see the Shah's pizza and kebab house takeaway menus on her?!' It's kind of saying 'that's what she said' (which, lest we forget, goes with absolutely anything anyone says, if timed to comic perfection of course).
If you look up 'how it's done' in any good dictionary, you'll find a picture of David Byrne's 'Rei Momo'.
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