Random Bollocks. (quote, 1986, Hang)

Bulldog · 12-13-2008, 07:02 AM

Is there anything funnier than a dog with its head out of a car window speeding down the road at 40mph? I didn't think so.

I've never heard White Christmas in my entire life and have no particular desire to see that change.

I've noticed that you can substitute the word 'tits' for anything in the English dictionary and it can still imply the same part of the female human's body. For example - 'what a pair of ashtrays!' or 'did you see the Shah's pizza and kebab house takeaway menus on her?!' It's kind of saying 'that's what she said' (which, lest we forget, goes with absolutely anything anyone says, if timed to comic perfection of course).

If you look up 'how it's done' in any good dictionary, you'll find a picture of David Byrne's 'Rei Momo'.

**Janszoon** · 12-13-2008, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Bulldog

I've never heard White Christmas in my entire life and have no particular desire to see that change.

How is that even possible?

anticipation · 12-13-2008, 10:41 AM

i am a wizard that lives on a mountaintop and can summon lightning from an eagle's mouth.

tell your friends.

spark10036 · 12-13-2008, 05:52 PM

don't tell my friends at the Liverpool FC Fan Club, but Benitez has to go

jackhammer · 12-13-2008, 06:47 PM

A Reggae gig is one of the happiest gigs I have ever been too.

Musicbanter bores the crap out of me these days.

Is Rachel Allen a yummy mummy or is it just me?

Akira · 12-13-2008, 07:08 PM

She'd give a dog a bone

jackhammer · 12-13-2008, 07:18 PM

She is far too delectable for her own good:

FaSho · 12-13-2008, 07:52 PM

It's just you.

And I agree on MB becoming more and more boring.

**Janszoon** · 12-13-2008, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Bulldog

Is there anything funnier than a dog with its head out of a car window speeding down the road at 40mph? I didn't think so.

Yes there is something funnier. Today in San Francisco I saw a dog doing what you described, and I kid you not, he was wearing a little plaid shirt.

Meph1986 · 12-13-2008, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Bulldog

Is there anything funnier than a dog with its head out of a car window speeding down the road at 40mph? I didn't think so.

It'd be funnier if a dog jumps out and gets embedded in the grill of another car.

12-13-2008, 05:52 PM	#24 (permalink)
spark10036 locomotive power Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: too drunk to remember Posts: 518	don't tell my friends at the Liverpool FC Fan Club, but Benitez has to go __________________ ...siempre es possible

12-13-2008, 06:47 PM	#25 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	A Reggae gig is one of the happiest gigs I have ever been too. Musicbanter bores the crap out of me these days. Is Rachel Allen a yummy mummy or is it just me? __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

12-13-2008, 07:18 PM	#27 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	She is far too delectable for her own good: __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

12-13-2008, 07:02 AM	#21 (permalink)
Bulldog why bother? Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: UK Posts: 4,840	Is there anything funnier than a dog with its head out of a car window speeding down the road at 40mph? I didn't think so. I've never heard White Christmas in my entire life and have no particular desire to see that change. I've noticed that you can substitute the word 'tits' for anything in the English dictionary and it can still imply the same part of the female human's body. For example - 'what a pair of ashtrays!' or 'did you see the Shah's pizza and kebab house takeaway menus on her?!' It's kind of saying 'that's what she said' (which, lest we forget, goes with absolutely anything anyone says, if timed to comic perfection of course). If you look up 'how it's done' in any good dictionary, you'll find a picture of David Byrne's 'Rei Momo'.

12-13-2008, 10:41 AM	#23 (permalink)
anticipation Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,565	i am a wizard that lives on a mountaintop and can summon lightning from an eagle's mouth. tell your friends.