Surell

You guys seemed to like my last one, I hope you enjoy this one equally as much. And yes, it's ridden with allusions and metaphors. I think I'll call it Call Me.

Call me a stuntman, call me Knievel
Call me the Joker cuz I’m straight up evil
Call me an earthquake because I cause upheavel
Call you Jesus Christ cuz this is your last meal
Don’t call me a lawyer cuz I don’t cut deals
Call me a robot cuz I don’t feel
Call me Superman; I’m made of steel
Call me a vietcong cuz I rule the killing fields
Call me inhumane cuz I’ll bludgeon you like a seal
Call me a pimp like I’m ****in Jessica Biel
Call me an Aztec cuz I leave behind ruins
Call me Ali cuz a fight for me’s a shoo-in
Call it a short brawl cuz you’ll get two in
Call you a bitch cuz you’ll call your whole crew in
Call me a legend cuz I’ll take your whole crew out
Call me an actor cuz that was my cue out
Call me double barrel cuz I’ll get two out
Call me an assassin cuz I gotta take a few out
Call me a beast, I eat up rappers with a side of beats
Call me a pilgrim cuz I’ll have a feast
Call me a villain for my dastardly deeds
Call me McDonald for killin the beef
Call me Scarface cuz I can’t stand ****roaches
Don’t call me Rocky cuz I don’t need any coaches
Call me a cheetah for my stealthy approaches
Call me a mob for blazin up with the torches
Call me the Mob for hittin em with the choppers
Call me Ice T for killin off the coppers
Call me the North Pole for being the topper
And call me Shawn Michaels for being the showstopper

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