Originally Posted by empty cup

a coworker once asked me, "What country is England in?"

before i could stammer a response, she added, "Is it in France?"

no, no, it's not in France

"Where is it, then? Is it in Germany?"

no, no, it's not in Germany

she then decided to call another coworker

"Is England in France of Germany?"

a long pause

"He doesn't know either!"