Stupidity (country, rock, quote, youtube, teacher)

kthedrummer · 11-10-2008, 01:43 PM

About 10 years ago I was scoring some stuff from some dip**** one night and you know how you have to kind of hang around and talk with them so they can make sure you are cool and he was really overweight and dumb and he told me he had this hot girlfriend who was "1/2 black, 1/2 Mexican, and 1/2 Puerto Rican." I just said "cool."

Anteater · 11-10-2008, 02:37 PM

~~Farfisa~~ · 12-28-2008, 02:22 PM

Faggots like this make me want to bash my head into a wall.

"Oh my God.
The version of Simple Plan is much better."

qouted from Turtles "Happy Together" video on youtube.

Meph1986 · 12-28-2008, 04:12 PM

In my Criminal and Civil Law course in high school.

*teacher says something about an ostrich (don't remember what)*
Girl: What's an ostrich?
*class laughs and teacher tells her what an ostrich is*

*teacher says something about e-mails*
*same girl raises hand*
Teacher: Don't tell me you don't know what an e-mail is.
*girl actually cries*

simplephysics · 12-29-2008, 03:38 PM

being amish is probably hard enough for her..

~~Farfisa~~ · 12-29-2008, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dreadnaught

hard enough for her..

That's what she said.

Terrible Lizard · 12-29-2008, 11:40 PM

I was in the lunch room, it's crowded so my friends and I are sitting with a couple of blondes.....so I'm discussing Barack Obama winning the election with my pal Brian, when one of the blondes says "I don't like Obama." She was a empty log no doubt, but I had to ask anyway "Why, because he's black?" and I'm not joking this was her reply, "Well, I'm not racist or anything, but yeah y'know what if he decides to make Muslim legal."
I stared at her for a few moments then...."You stupid ****."

empty cup · 01-04-2009, 02:34 PM

a coworker once asked me, "What country is England in?"

before i could stammer a response, she added, "Is it in France?"

no, no, it's not in France

"Where is it, then? Is it in Germany?"

no, no, it's not in Germany

she then decided to call another coworker

"Is England in France of Germany?"

a long pause

"He doesn't know either!"

lucifer_sam · 01-04-2009, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by empty cup

a coworker once asked me, "What country is England in?"

before i could stammer a response, she added, "Is it in France?"

no, no, it's not in France

"Where is it, then? Is it in Germany?"

no, no, it's not in Germany

she then decided to call another coworker

"Is England in France of Germany?"

a long pause

"He doesn't know either!"

lol

England isn't an autonomous country. It's part of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

Double X · 01-04-2009, 03:11 PM

Last year in my bio class a girl kept questioning all this evolution stuff, and then we were in a group doing a project and she told me she didn't believe in fossils. She didn't think there could be imprint on a rock like that. Her dad is an Orthodox minister, but still...

11-10-2008, 01:43 PM	#191 (permalink)
kthedrummer King of the Idiots Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The free love freeway Posts: 262	About 10 years ago I was scoring some stuff from some dip**** one night and you know how you have to kind of hang around and talk with them so they can make sure you are cool and he was really overweight and dumb and he told me he had this hot girlfriend who was "1/2 black, 1/2 Mexican, and 1/2 Puerto Rican." I just said "cool." __________________ Your brain has the shell on it.

12-28-2008, 02:22 PM	#193 (permalink)
~~Farfisa~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,773	Faggots like this make me want to bash my head into a wall. "Oh my God. The version of Simple Plan is much better." qouted from Turtles "Happy Together" video on youtube. Last edited by Farfisa; 12-28-2008 at 05:08 PM.

12-28-2008, 04:12 PM	#194 (permalink)
Meph1986 How High? Join Date: May 2008 Location: FL Posts: 684	In my Criminal and Civil Law course in high school. teacher says something about an ostrich (don't remember what) Girl: What's an ostrich? class laughs and teacher tells her what an ostrich is teacher says something about e-mails same girl raises hand Teacher: Don't tell me you don't know what an e-mail is. girl actually cries __________________

12-29-2008, 11:40 PM	#197 (permalink)
Terrible Lizard **ER OF HOLES Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Butt**, Nebraska Posts: 1,211	I was in the lunch room, it's crowded so my friends and I are sitting with a couple of blondes.....so I'm discussing Barack Obama winning the election with my pal Brian, when one of the blondes says "I don't like Obama." She was a empty log no doubt, but I had to ask anyway "Why, because he's black?" and I'm not joking this was her reply, "Well, I'm not racist or anything, but yeah y'know what if he decides to make Muslim legal." I stared at her for a few moments then...."You stupid ****." __________________ “YOU ARE SCUM SLUT.” -John Martyn

01-04-2009, 02:34 PM	#198 (permalink)
empty cup Groupie Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 5	a coworker once asked me, "What country is England in?" before i could stammer a response, she added, "Is it in France?" no, no, it's not in France "Where is it, then? Is it in Germany?" no, no, it's not in Germany she then decided to call another coworker "Is England in France of Germany?" a long pause "He doesn't know either!" __________________ please disregard any attempt at sensical expression on my behalf . . . i a merely seeking some semblance of collective effervesence among my many selves . . . emptiness in a warm cup . . . sip sip oh yeah . . .

01-04-2009, 03:11 PM	#200 (permalink)
Double X sleepe Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: boston Posts: 1,140	Last year in my bio class a girl kept questioning all this evolution stuff, and then we were in a group doing a project and she told me she didn't believe in fossils. She didn't think there could be imprint on a rock like that. Her dad is an Orthodox minister, but still...