I have one...this is old greek joke, and I hope it sound as good in english...
The captain of a huge passenger ship, gathers his crew and the passengers, and announces that he has some good news and some bad news, and asked them which they would like to listen to first... A wealthy gentleman steps forward and says: "I think that by hearing the good news first, whatever you have to say afterwords wont sound that bad, so go ahead and tell as the good news..."
"Ok" says the captain, "I believe that we will probably win at least 11 oscars!!!"
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