Three widows are discussing what should be done with their husbands ashes. The first widow says "I would like them to be spread over the Atlantic, as my Bill loved nothing more then to fish in the Atlantic". The second widow says "please have my Jacobs ashes spread over central park as he loved to spend many days jogging there". The third widow says "you can just give me Johnnies ashes as I plan on sprinkling them into a bowl of chili so he can tear my ass up one last time".
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"It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile,
but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face."
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