1. What did your parents say?
We love you no matter what.
2. Why did you do it?
Because a dog told me to.
3. What the hell is that?
My pink torpedo.
4. When will it all end?
It will never end.
5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
A Kansas Jayhawks framed poster.
6.
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I told Mary Magdelene these purple sandles have me coming of ***...Meterosexual...yeah, right.