jibber

1. What did your parents say?
I'll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.
2. Why did you do it?
Desperation is a stinky cologne.
3. What the hell is that?
Holy shit, it's a cool winnebego!
4. When will it all end?
Sing it again, rookie biatch!
5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
Evil shenanigans!
6.
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"I'm OK... but I can't say the same for these white devils."

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What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road.
William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways

Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass.

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kthedrummer

1. What did your parents say?
We love you no matter what.
2. Why did you do it?
Because a dog told me to.
3. What the hell is that?
My pink torpedo.
4. When will it all end?
It will never end.
5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
A Kansas Jayhawks framed poster.
6.
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I told Mary Magdelene these purple sandles have me coming of ***...Meterosexual...yeah, right.

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spark10036

1. What did your parents say?
Get out of the bed, and find a job!
2. Why did you do it?
Well, it seemed like a good idea...
3. What the hell is that?
I swear, it's not mine...
4. When will it all end?
Don't know, no-one does,...the future is unwritten
5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
My TV, Rovers v Spurs is on, 0-1 at half-time...
6.


and Jesus replied: "I've got a bike, you can ride it if you like.
It's got a basket, a bell that rings
And things to make it look good.
I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it. "

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jackhammer

1. What did your parents say?
get your hair cut.
2. Why did you do it?
Because I was drunk.
3. What the hell is that?
8 inches of the finest.
4. When will it all end?
As soon as I clock off.
5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
A 90 degree angle.
6.

Christ on a bike. English colliquiallism for 'bollocks'.

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Terrible Lizard

1. What did your parents say?
You know you're going to Hell, right?
2. Why did you do it?
Power Metal told me to do it.
3. What the hell is that?
It's a lion
4. When will it all end?
When I finish porking your sister.
5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
Billie Joe Armstrong strung up by his feet.
6.


Purple sandles? For shame Nazarene.

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-John Martyn

LoathsomePete

1. What did your parents say?
Sometimes we wish we had kept the afterbirth instead.
2. Why did you do it?
Fate?
3. What the hell is that?
A very sad and lonely man
4. When will it all end?
When it's damn well ready
5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
Frank Stallone
6.

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Bulldog

1. What did your parents say?
Don't eat yellow snow.

2. Why did you do it?
It looked like ice cream.

3. What the hell is that?
The sound of silence.

4. When will it all end?
When John Gregory has a stab at showbiz.

5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
A lightswitch.

6.

Apparently jumpsuits are gonna be 'in' this summer. If fashion looks back any further, I reckon you'll be seeing a lot of people looking like this by the winter.

Kirby

1. What did your parents say?
STFU

2. Why did you do it?
Because they told me to STFU
3. What the hell is that?
Shut The Fu©k Up.

4. When will it all end?
When I STFU

5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
My brother and he needs to STFU.
6.
...
He's about to put his finger to his mouth, signaling for me to STFU.

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khfreek

1. What did your parents say?
My dear god, his head is shaped like a coconut!

2. Why did you do it?
Because I killed a man in Reno.

3. What the hell is that?
Your pride laying on the sidewalk.

4. When will it all end?
When I get the flux capacitor.

5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
A waste of life for the most part.

6.


Jesus saves, only after he's finished his 10K charity race.

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Alfred

1. What did your parents say?
"Get up, it's twelve O'clock!"

2. Why did you do it?
It felt right at the time.

3. What the hell is that?
This is my hand typing this reply.

4. When will it all end?
The day I die.

5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
My little brother sitting awkwardly in this chair holding his face and staring at the computer screen.

6.
...
Blasphemy.

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