1. What did your parents say?
You know you're going to Hell, right?
2. Why did you do it?
Power Metal told me to do it.
3. What the hell is that?
It's a lion
4. When will it all end?
When I finish porking your sister.
5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
Billie Joe Armstrong strung up by his feet.
6.
Purple sandles? For shame Nazarene.