1. What did your parents say?
Don't eat yellow snow.
2. Why did you do it?
It looked like ice cream.
3. What the hell is that?
The sound of silence.
4. When will it all end?
When John Gregory has a stab at showbiz.
5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
A lightswitch.
6.
Apparently jumpsuits are gonna be 'in' this summer. If fashion looks back any further, I reckon you'll be seeing a lot of people looking like this by the winter.