1. What did your parents say?
My dear god, his head is shaped like a coconut!
2. Why did you do it?
Because I killed a man in Reno.
3. What the hell is that?
Your pride laying on the sidewalk.
4. When will it all end?
When I get the flux capacitor.
5. Turn your head 90 degrees left and describe what you are seeing...
A waste of life for the most part.
6.
Jesus saves, only after he's finished his 10K charity race.