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Old 04-08-2009, 01:26 AM   #130 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction View Post
Dude, I'm pretty sure you could out-do Survivorman.
That douche just goes into some woods and pussy foots around until he finds a blackberry, then eats it. And survives....

At least Bear ATTEMPTS to make **** exciting. I mean.. it's TV after all, isn't it. I don't want to see a guy walking around in a wooded area complaining that he hasn't got enough butane torches to cook his Boston Baked Beans with.
Man, I like Survivorman way more. At least he actually does go it alone for a week, films it all himself, and edits it himself. Bear on the other hand is really just a regular old nature show host. He spends the nights at hotels when he can, has a camera crew following him around, has assistants to build his shit for him, the whole nine yards.
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