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Old 04-07-2009, 08:10 PM   #121 (permalink)
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I don't know how funny this will be but I heard it on the radio the other day:

A guy and girl are sitting in a car reading. A police officer driving by notices the car on the side of the road and decides to check and find out why they're parked there. He walks over to the drivers window and asks the guy, "how old are you?", the guy replys "I'm 24". Then the policeman asks the girl her age, she replies "I'm 15" and the guy quickly finishes by saying "but she is 16 in 12 minutes!".
Let me help you out...
It wasn't funny.
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Old 04-07-2009, 10:44 PM   #122 (permalink)
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just seen this...!!!it's just too funny...and so true!
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Laser beams, psychedelic hats, and for some reason kittens. Surrel reminds me of kittens.
^if you wanna know perfection that's it, you dumb shits
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Old 04-07-2009, 10:46 PM   #123 (permalink)
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Old 04-07-2009, 10:47 PM   #124 (permalink)
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Old 04-07-2009, 10:58 PM   #125 (permalink)
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Yeah, it's a real good metaphor for the political world we face in my opinion.
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Laser beams, psychedelic hats, and for some reason kittens. Surrel reminds me of kittens.
^if you wanna know perfection that's it, you dumb shits
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Old 04-08-2009, 12:43 AM   #126 (permalink)
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Yea I saw the whole Bear Grylls faking it thing, but most people forget that he's not actually out there trying to survive. It's just a fvcking TV show. But he does have insights on how to survive in certain situations. You gotta give him that.

He's far more tolerable than that other guy, Survivorman... that fvcking guy is embarrassing. I can't even watch him without thinking I've sinned somehow and am going to hell.
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Old 04-08-2009, 12:47 AM   #127 (permalink)
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I give props to them all. You wouldnt catch me doing half the crazy stuff those guys do and I enjoy watching it and picking up tips for the next time I get stranded in the North Pole
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Old 04-08-2009, 12:50 AM   #128 (permalink)
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I give props to them all. You wouldnt catch me doing half the crazy stuff those guys do and I enjoy watching it and picking up tips for the next time I get stranded in the North Pole
Dude, I'm pretty sure you could out-do Survivorman.
That douche just goes into some woods and pussy foots around until he finds a blackberry, then eats it. And survives....

At least Bear ATTEMPTS to make **** exciting. I mean.. it's TV after all, isn't it. I don't want to see a guy walking around in a wooded area complaining that he hasn't got enough butane torches to cook his Boston Baked Beans with.
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Old 04-08-2009, 12:56 AM   #129 (permalink)
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Dude, I'm pretty sure you could out-do Survivorman.
That douche just goes into some woods and pussy foots around until he finds a blackberry, then eats it. And survives....

At least Bear ATTEMPTS to make **** exciting. I mean.. it's TV after all, isn't it. I don't want to see a guy walking around in a wooded area complaining that he hasn't got enough butane torches to cook his Boston Baked Beans with.
Ha ha ha a blackberry!

Yeah I saw bear climb over a river in the everglades filled with gators on a palm tree. I dont care how fake it is, if he fell his ass was still getting eaten. Thats real as hell to me. Ive also seen him pull a mountain goat or something out of the mud and eat its heart, thats some crazy ass shizznit.
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Old 04-08-2009, 01:26 AM   #130 (permalink)
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Dude, I'm pretty sure you could out-do Survivorman.
That douche just goes into some woods and pussy foots around until he finds a blackberry, then eats it. And survives....

At least Bear ATTEMPTS to make **** exciting. I mean.. it's TV after all, isn't it. I don't want to see a guy walking around in a wooded area complaining that he hasn't got enough butane torches to cook his Boston Baked Beans with.
Man, I like Survivorman way more. At least he actually does go it alone for a week, films it all himself, and edits it himself. Bear on the other hand is really just a regular old nature show host. He spends the nights at hotels when he can, has a camera crew following him around, has assistants to build his shit for him, the whole nine yards.
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