Magic Beer
A man is sitting at a bar by himself drinking a beer when a beautiful young lady comes up to him and asks "what are you drinking". The man looks at her and says "magic beer". The lady is puzzled and asks "what's so magic about it?". The man then gets up off his chair, jumps into the air and flies around the room 3 times and lands back on his chair. The lady looks at him and says "i bet you cant do that a second time". So the man gets off his chair again, jumps into the air and flies around the room 3 more times and lands back on his chair. The lady's eyes are open with amazement, she says to the barman "i'll have what he's having". So the barman hands her a beer and she starts to drink it. She then climbs up on the bar, jumps off it but falls onto the floor and breaks her arm. The barman then turns to the man and says "Superman, you're an awful **** when you're drunk".
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