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Old 04-09-2009, 11:19 PM   #147 (permalink)
Thrice
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Originally Posted by ElephantSack View Post
But enough about all that. Let's have some more jokes.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing you haven't already told her twice.
ha ha hah aahaha.

My little cousin told me this one a few years back.

Knock Knock

Whose there?

Brittany Spears

Brittany Spears who?

Knock Knock, Oops I did it again.
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