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Originally Posted by Zero1986
Americans prob wont get these but...
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
How do we know Princess Diana's hair was looking well before she died?
Because her Head & Shoulders were on the dashboard
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We know Princess DI died over here in America too.
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Lew Harrison, who looked like an anarchist with his red eyes and fierce black beard, had been writing furiously in one corner of the room. "That's good— happiness by the kilowatt," he said. "Buy your happiness the way you buy light."
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