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Old 04-16-2009, 12:13 AM   #425 (permalink)
Freebase Dali
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Originally Posted by Darkest Hour View Post
i've planned to lose my virginity before i turn 22. If it doesn't happen by then i'm just going to give up.
And what, keep drilling the palm?

Dude, take a trip to Vegas or something and get the whole virginity thing out of your head. Besides, you're probably going to be disappointed your first time anyway. Either that, or the girl will DEFINITELY be.

You won't be satisfied once you've stuck your d!ck in a girls snatch.
It's not like a happy ending to a story you've always wanted to finish reading. It's just a matter of adolescent ego that fades.

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Losing your virginity is like finally finding out why sex with a partner is good. That's it. If anything, it's a curse, because when you're in a dry spell and all you have is your hand, you totally hate yourself for knowing what you're missing.
Cherish your virginity.
Keep it all in your head.
All your masturbation are belong to us.

lolz
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