The Sexual Experience Thread (Genesis, quote, Hang, Organ)

[boo boo]

Well most people feel that way, I understand. I'm just not most people.

In addition I could understand why girls would want to do it, hair is fustrating, I used to have extremely long hair, down to my waist, but I cut it about a month ago to around shoulder length.

Having had very long hair for a good while I can say I know what women go through, having to brush it every day, cleaning it a lot to keep it from getting greasy, keeping it from getting tangled, constantly trying to get it out of your face and off your food, those really hot days, and worst of all it's f*cking heavy, really long hair tends to strain your neck and can even give you headaches.

So theres a lot of reasons for women to cut their hair to short length at least. Sometimes comfort should come before meeting the status quo.

[Darkest Hour]

i've planned to lose my virginity before i turn 22. If it doesn't happen by then i'm just going to give up.

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by boo boo

So theres a lot of reasons for women to cut their hair to short length at least. Sometimes comfort should come before meeting the status quo.

Bro, my dream is dreadlocks. I'm on the journey, but being that I just got out of a 6 year relationship of mandatory short hair, I'm not very far yet.

I need tips on dreads. I don't know how to equalize the top/bottom so that it grows right.

[boo boo]

Originally Posted by Darkest Hour

i've planned to lose my virginity before i turn 22. If it doesn't happen by then i'm just going to give up.

I''m 22, will be 23 is just a couple of weeks.

Don't worry buddy, I'm still a virgin, but I'm not giving up hope. I mean for f*cks sake, it's not like Tennessee is a place where it pays to have high standards in guys.

I may be bespectacled prog lovin' otaku who lives with his grandma and likes to play Sega Genesis games all day and fap to bald chicks, but I still have a chance dammit.

So yeah, I hope that makes you feel better.

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by Darkest Hour

i've planned to lose my virginity before i turn 22. If it doesn't happen by then i'm just going to give up.

And what, keep drilling the palm?

Dude, take a trip to Vegas or something and get the whole virginity thing out of your head. Besides, you're probably going to be disappointed your first time anyway. Either that, or the girl will DEFINITELY be.

You won't be satisfied once you've stuck your d!ck in a girls snatch.
It's not like a happy ending to a story you've always wanted to finish reading. It's just a matter of adolescent ego that fades.

Edit:
Losing your virginity is like finally finding out why sex with a partner is good. That's it. If anything, it's a curse, because when you're in a dry spell and all you have is your hand, you totally hate yourself for knowing what you're missing.
Cherish your virginity.
Keep it all in your head.
All your masturbation are belong to us.

lolz

[Darkest Hour]

Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

And what, keep drilling the palm?

Dude, take a trip to Vegas or something and get the whole virginity thing out of your head. Besides, you're probably going to be disappointed your first time anyway. Either that, or the girl will DEFINITELY be.

You won't be satisfied once you've stuck your d!ck in a girls snatch.

yeah, i'm going to be disappointed because it's only going to last 3 minutes and i'm going to look stupid. I know how girls are about the whole " your 20 and still a virgin '' crap. I tried to **** a girl who was a year older than me when i was 17 and when she found out i was a virgin she didn't want anything to do with me.

[333]

Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

And since when is my name Donny? lol. I'm actually wondering about that part.

Pretty sure he was quoting the movie The Big Lebowski.

As for the shaving thing, I think we've all got our personal preferences. With my own, I like to keep a landing strip, and when I shave, it's definitely more sensitive, but like a guy and his facial hair, it's not good to shave it every day. For guys, I guess it's cool if you shave down there, but I prefer it trimmed or just left alone. Guys shaving armpits ... It just looks so weird to me.

[Darkest Hour]

Originally Posted by boo boo

I''m 22, will be 23 is just a couple of weeks.

Don't worry buddy, I'm still a virgin, but I'm not giving up hope. I mean for f*cks sake, it's not like Tennessee is a place where it pays to have high standards in guys.

I may be bespectacled prog lovin' otaku who lives with his grandma and likes to play Sega Genesis games all day and fap to bald chicks, but I still have a chance dammit.

So yeah, I hope that makes you feel better.

dude, i don't look like the typical virgin type. I'm not weird looking, nerdy, or anything like that, i'm just shy when it comes to girls. How i even managed to nearly **** 3 hot chicks is beyond me. I set my standards pretty high for girls, and i'm not going to have sex with a girl who is mediocre ever. There's like no way around it, other than taking my chances with some chick and hoping i don't totally suck. It's a freaking embarrassment just to admit i am a virgin to people. Not that i really care personally, but jesus christ, who waits this long to lose their virginity these days?

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by Darkest Hour

yeah, i'm going to be disappointed because it's only going to last 3 minutes and i'm going to look stupid. I know how girls are about the whole " your 20 and still a virgin '' crap. I tried to **** a girl who was a year older than me when i was 17 and when she found out i was a virgin she didn't want anything to do with me.

Dude, since when has getting your nut off had ANYTHING to do with how a girl looks at you?

You've got to get something into your brain: If you're provided the opportunity to shag a broad and she doesn't know you're a virgin, then dive right the hell in and get it done. I don't care if it's 3 minutes or 3 seconds. Fuk her. Literally and figuratively. Get the whole virginity headcase mentality out of your brain. It's only clouding your judgment.
Yea, so what, you come in 3 minutes. When the girl asks you why it happened, you just tell her she was THAT GOOD.
She won't believe you, but it's the least you can do.

Then after that, you know what it feels like, you know what to expect, and you just work on your self control.

Guys have too damn much to worry about with women much less "what they'll think of them" during sex. Last I checked, sex was a self gratifying process just as much as a giving one. Guys need to stop being so damn sensitive and start giving credit to themselves and realize that girls find that confidence sexy too.

[333]

Originally Posted by Darkest Hour

dude, i don't look like the typical virgin type. I'm not weird looking, nerdy, or anything like that, i'm just shy when it comes to girls. How i even managed to nearly **** 3 hot chicks is beyond me. I set my standards pretty high for girls, and i'm not going to have sex with a girl who is mediocre ever. There's like no way around it, other than taking my chances with some chick and hoping i don't totally suck. It's a freaking embarrassment just to admit i am a virgin to people. Not that i really care personally, but jesus christ, who waits this long to lose their virginity these days?

Well, it's easier said than done, but don't ****in' sweat it. Girls can smell fear and some of us are just scandalous enough to use it against a vulnerable virgin as yourself. Wack it before hand, don't be drunk and just dive in.