I would be happy just to have a one night stand, at least it would be something. Use me.
Please.
But seriously, everytime it seems like I'm gonna get involved with a girl, it just ends up being a practical joke. Like the time this girl gave me her phone number, but then once I called her she told me she didn't remember me.
I mean WTF, I'm not even that ugly, I'm not Abercrombie and Fitch material but c'mon.
Nobody wants a piece of that?