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Old 04-16-2009, 09:11 PM   #521 (permalink)
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Here's a question to everyone, how many one night stands have you had? Out of the 4 women I've been with, only one of them I was dating, and that's being generous cause we only dated for like 11 days.
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Old 04-16-2009, 09:12 PM   #522 (permalink)
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So you've had 3 one night stands???? Ballah!!!
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Old 04-16-2009, 09:14 PM   #523 (permalink)
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at that point its just called "the walk"
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Old 04-16-2009, 09:17 PM   #524 (permalink)
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So you've had 3 one night stands???? Ballah!!!
Well 3 one night stands and 1 One week stand.
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Old 04-16-2009, 09:27 PM   #525 (permalink)
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I would be happy just to have a one night stand, at least it would be something. Use me. Please.

But seriously, everytime it seems like I'm gonna get involved with a girl, it just ends up being a practical joke. Like the time this girl gave me her phone number, but then once I called her she told me she didn't remember me.

I mean WTF, I'm not even that ugly, I'm not Abercrombie and Fitch material but c'mon.



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Old 04-16-2009, 09:34 PM   #526 (permalink)
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All you need is confidence and clean hair.
also wtf is that in the background?
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Old 04-16-2009, 11:25 PM   #527 (permalink)
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I would be happy just to have a one night stand, at least it would be something. Use me. Please.

But seriously, everytime it seems like I'm gonna get involved with a girl, it just ends up being a practical joke. Like the time this girl gave me her phone number, but then once I called her she told me she didn't remember me.

I mean WTF, I'm not even that ugly, I'm not Abercrombie and Fitch material but c'mon.



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You're not ugly at all, I'd probably recommend if you were wanting to meet a girl to wear clean tidy clothes and maybe have your hair tied back so she can see your face clearly.

Just from personal experience, if I see a guy walking up to me with ripped dirty looking clothes and shaggy uncared for hair it can be a real turn off. Not saying that's what you look like but just in general.
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Old 04-17-2009, 12:28 AM   #528 (permalink)
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also wtf is that in the background?
My hair is not shoulder length, it's easier to care for.

In the background is a coat, and the thing that looks like a giant elephant dong is actually a christmas tree that had just been wrapped up after Christmas.

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You're not ugly at all, I'd probably recommend if you were wanting to meet a girl to wear clean tidy clothes and maybe have your hair tied back so she can see your face clearly.

Just from personal experience, if I see a guy walking up to me with ripped dirty looking clothes and shaggy uncared for hair it can be a real turn off. Not saying that's what you look like but just in general.
I might trim my beard down to the kind of level I had when I took that picture, I have a full beard now, and it kinda looks weird because it's about 2 inches thick but there's bald spots. I don't think it's so much that injuns can't grow beards, just not very good ones.
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Old 04-17-2009, 01:15 AM   #529 (permalink)
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Just remember that you're cooler than all females.

And everyone else.
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Old 04-17-2009, 01:16 AM   #530 (permalink)
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In the background is a coat, and the thing that looks like a giant elephant dong is actually a christmas tree that had just been wrapped up after Christmas.
If any of the ladies ask, that's your dong.
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